Entirely Dress-Code Compliant (And Other Ways to Be Irresistible This Summer)

There are only three reasons one should ever break a sweat:

1. On a tennis court
2. In a steam room
3. For someone who looks unreasonably good in cream knitwear

At Après Club, we support all three — but only if you're wearing the proper shoes.

This summer, we’re returning to the holy trinity of class, charm, and cardio.
Your tennis match should feel like foreplay.
Your workout? A lifestyle shoot.
And your post-game spritz? Absolutely mandatory.

We believe in delusional confidence, structured polos, and emotional availability — but only two of those are required to join.

Think: less gym bro, more James Bond at Barry’s.
Less scoreboard, more champagne bucket.
Yes, you’ll break a sweat — but you’ll look devastating while doing it.

Club Rules (Unofficial, but Firmly Enforced):

• Eye contact > eye rolls
• Monogrammed racquet bags are encouraged
• If you wouldn’t wear it in a Slim Aarons photo, don’t wear it here
• Post-match gossip must be served with olives
• The serve should be as strong as the playlist
• And no, we don’t do grunting — this is not the ATP tour

This is the summer of selective effort.
Of curated chaos.
Of looking like you inherited both the estate and the attitude.

Whether you're here to play, pose, or just perfect your rosé-to-rally ratio — welcome.

Just be entirely dress-code compliant.
And dangerously charming, obviously.