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Après Club Inc.

No Crying On The Yacht Hat

No Crying On The Yacht Hat

Regular price $55.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $55.00 CAD
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Embroidered therapy. For when you’re spiraling… but tastefully.

This limited-edition Clubhouse Regatta cap is a gentle reminder that emotions are valid — just not on luxury watercraft. Ideal for shielding your tears (and secrets) from the sun. Features our now-infamous tagline up front and the Après Club insignia on the back — for when you're leaving the dock with dignity barely intact.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Low-profile, 6-panel fit (like your therapist’s favorite hat)
• Curved brim for dramatic hair tosses
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle for emotional flexibility

Made to order, because we don’t believe in mass-producing meltdowns.

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