No Crying On The Yacht T-Shirt

"Rule number one. There is no rule number two."

For the ones who know exactly which deck this happened on, and have decided never to discuss it again. This 100% cotton unisex tee is printed in white on navy, the one rule that gets enforced more strictly than any actual maritime law. Sits with the crisp, structured fit the club prefers, sharp at the shoulders and clean along every seam, built to withstand rough water, rougher moods, and the occasional overserved toast.

Front print marks your territory: the Après Club crest, small and unbothered.
Back print states the one rule that matters: No Crying on the Yacht.

Made to be worn with sunglasses indoors, a compliment nobody asked for, and complete emotional composure until the dock is well out of sight.

Details:

• 100% cotton, mid-weight and true to size
• Structured fit with taped neck and shoulders, holds its shape better than most people do after the third round
• Double stitched at the sleeves and hem, built for repeat wear on and off the water
• Navy holds color well and resists the fading that lighter shades show first
• Made to order, so please allow a little extra time. We don't believe in mass producing composure

Prefer it on your head instead of your back? The same rule comes in hat form, same tagline, same navy palette, for anyone who'd rather wear their composure than their laundry.