The Après Club Yacht – “Match Point”

A 90-ft vintage-inspired Riva yacht finished in Après Club Green with cream teak accents. Said to have hosted three discreet engagements, two notable divorces, and one internationally ignored regatta.

Moored somewhere along the Côte d’Azur (we won’t say where), it features a martini hatch, a built-in record player that only plays French jazz, and an underwater viewing chamber that’s probably for octopus watching.

Ideal for skipping parties you were invited to — or attending the ones you weren’t.

Details:

• 90-ft custom motor yacht, handcrafted in Italy
• Après Club Green exterior with cream teak and brass fittings
• Top speed: irrelevant
• Crew quarters: yes
• Onboard cocktail program by Lucien
• Includes monogrammed life jackets, sun hats, and one embroidered dinner jacket
• Part of the Impossible Goods collection — for those who don't yacht, they club
• Not available for purchase.