The Après Club Jet – “The Green Departure”

Not for sale. Only for legends.

A long-range Gulfstream G650 painted in Après Club Green with cream detailing and a whisper-soft gold trim. This private jet is the fastest way to arrive late — and still be applauded.

Whispers say it was originally commissioned by a disgraced French tennis champion in the ’80s, then secretly retrofitted in the Swiss Alps as a flying lounge for members only. Its flight logs are sealed, but we’ve heard rumors of last-minute landings in Palm Beach, Porto Cervo, and once… a vineyard.

It features a “Martini or Exit” policy, a curated record collection that only plays live French jazz, and onboard etiquette rules that require silk loungewear past 10,000 feet.

Ideal for surprise proposals, avoiding customs, or dramatically exiting a summer fling.

Features include:

• Cashmere seatbelts
• A built-in vanity mirror with flattering sunset lighting
• An inflight playlist curated by Lucien (equal parts Édith Piaf and disco)
• A dedicated racquet closet (custom strung, obviously)
• A martini button in every seat
• No WiFi — you’re unreachable for a reason
• Comes with 3 international scandals and one diplomatic pardon
  
• Toujours en route to somewhere better

Every takeoff is silent.
Every arrival is cinematic.
Every outfit change is documented by a staff photographer — for the archives.

Part of the Impossible Goods collection — because some things can’t be bought… and this one shouldn’t be flown.

Not available for purchase. But you can stare.