The Après Club Dock Slip (Vancouver Edition)

Extremely limited. Wildly coveted. Vancouver’s most exclusive moorage — now available to members with taste and timing.

The Après Club Dock Slip is your invitation into a quieter kind of prestige.
Nestled somewhere along the coast (location redacted), this invitation-only offering includes:

• A monogrammed teak key fob
• Personalized towel and turndown spritz service
• A laminated, vintage-inspired dock pass
• One complimentary guest mooring (requires member’s signature)
• Reserved “dockside gossip” privileges

Note:
This is a fictional luxury listing with real cultural implications. No boats, no refunds, no location disclosed. Dock slip not valid for transport or aquatic use — unless, of course, you know someone.