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Après Club Inc.

The Après Club Dock Slip (Vancouver Edition)

The Après Club Dock Slip (Vancouver Edition)

Regular price $37,000.00 CAD
Regular price Sale price $37,000.00 CAD
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Extremely limited. Wildly coveted. Vancouver’s most exclusive moorage — now available to members with taste and timing.

The Après Club Dock Slip is your invitation into a quieter kind of prestige.
Nestled somewhere along the coast (location redacted), this invitation-only offering includes:

  • A monogrammed teak key fob
  • Personalized towel and turndown spritz service
  • A laminated, vintage-inspired dock pass
  • One complimentary guest mooring (requires member’s signature)
  • Reserved “dockside gossip” privileges

Note:
This is a fictional luxury listing with real cultural implications. No boats, no refunds, no location disclosed. Dock slip not valid for transport or aquatic use — unless, of course, you know someone.

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