Snow Polo 101: Spectator’s Edition

Date: To be announced the moment the snow looks sufficiently cinematic.

How to look like you belong at the most confusing sport on earth.
A masterclass in the only part of snow polo that truly matters: watching it beautifully. Learn where to stand, when to clap, what to pretend to understand, and how to maintain an expression that says, “Yes, I absolutely follow the sport.”

What You’ll Learn:
– Polo vocabulary to deploy with quiet confidence
– How to dress like you were invited by Cartier
– Champagne etiquette in the cold
– The art of strategic gossip while horses sprint past

For those who want the prestige of polo without ever touching a mallet.