No Crying On The Yacht T-Shirt

"Rule number one. There is no rule number two."

For the ones who know exactly which deck this happened on, and have decided never to discuss it again. This heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton unisex tee is printed in white on navy, the one rule that gets enforced more strictly than any actual maritime law. Sits with the crisp, structured fit the club prefers, sharp at the shoulders and clean along every seam, built to withstand rough water, rougher moods, and the occasional overserved toast.

Front print marks your territory: the Après Club crest, small and unbothered.
Back print states the one rule that matters: No Crying on the Yacht.

Made to be worn with sunglasses indoors, a compliment nobody asked for, and complete emotional composure until the dock is well out of sight.

Details:

• 100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz and true to size
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear, the kind that usually takes a few summers on the water
• Structured fit with taped neck and shoulders, holds its shape better than most people do after the third round
• Double stitched at the sleeves and hem, built for repeat wear on and off the water
• Made to order, so please allow a little extra time. We don't believe in mass producing composure

Unsure of the fit? The size guide has every measurement, in centimetres.

Prefer it on your head instead of your back? The same rule comes in hat form, same tagline, same navy palette, for anyone who'd rather wear their composure than their laundry.

The No Crying on the Yacht T-Shirt is a unisex heavyweight graphic tee from Après Club, a Canadian lifestyle label. Printed to order and shipped worldwide from apresclub.ca.