Bad Decisions, Good Coats: Winter Walk

Date: Will occur the moment the weather becomes mildly impractical.

An evening walk for people who prefer fashion over cardio.
A slow, scenic wander with warm drinks, dramatic coats, and unnecessary commentary about the beauty of winter. The true sport is showing off outerwear and participating in light, elegant chaos.

What You’ll Experience:
– Hot toddies, mulled wine, or “whatever this warm thing is”
– Coat appreciation moments
– Photo ops directed by someone who insists on portrait mode
– A sense of camaraderie based on questionable choices

For those who walk slowly but dress quickly.