Club Vacancies
OPEN ROLES, IMAGINED OR OTHERWISE
For the brave, the bold, and the charmingly overqualified.
Welcome to the board. Below you’ll find current vacancies — both practical and performative — for those seeking meaningful contribution, mild delusion, or a bit of both. Contract-based and part-time roles available unless otherwise stated. Main character energy required.
🎾 Tennis Coach — Seasonal & Year-Round
Location: Vancouver
Do you believe in warm-ups, linen polos, and doubles as a spiritual practice? We’re looking for certified tennis instructors (ideally with competitive or pro-level background) who can command a court and a crowd. You bring the technique and the charm — we’ll supply the playlist.
Apply: founder@apresclub.ca
🏌🏻 Golf Instructor — Guest Programs & Private Courses
Location: Vancouver
Après Club is seeking a golf instructor with charisma, finesse, and access to a course (non-negotiable). You’ll deliver 4-week group programs and private sessions with structure, style, and a strong grip on etiquette. Ability to coach mid-swing existential crises is considered an asset.
Apply: founder@apresclub.ca
🔑 Property & Venue Partnerships
Location: Vancouver — Point Grey, Southlands, Shaughnessy, or West Van preferred
Seeking character-filled estates, private courts, and tucked-away venues worthy of their own Slim Aarons photo. If you represent a location that should become part of Après Club lore, we’d love to talk. A brand and real estate deck is available upon request.
Pitch us: founder@apresclub.ca
🥂 Event Support & Brand Ambassadors
Location: Vancouver / Pop-Ups / TBD
Help bring Après Club experiences to life — from daytime activations to twilight tennis matches. You’ll assist with event flow, guest experience, and those magical, in-between moments that make people say what was that? Must embody the brand with poise, personality, and a little playful audacity.
Contract-based, part-time.
Apply: founder@apresclub.ca
🤍 Investor & Partnership Inquiries
We’re building something quietly iconic — and we love a like-minded partner. If you’re curious about investing, collaborating, or accessing our pitch deck, drop us a line. The future of the club might just involve you.
Request the deck: founder@apresclub.ca
✨ UNREAL ROLES FOR REAL ONES
These aren’t posted on LinkedIn — yet.
Some roles defy explanation. Others defy reality. But at Après Club, we believe in the in-between — the narrative threads, ambient moments, and atmospheric details that take things from “nice” to “are you kidding me?”
Below are our current not-quite-openings.
🕯 Narrative Director, Club Lore Division
Responsible for maintaining a coherent — and preferably absurd — backstory for the club’s origins. Tasks may include scripting member legends, planting subtle rumors, and ensuring no two people have the same version of how Après actually started.
🎧 Ambient Sound Strategist
Orchestrates the background soundtrack of the club at all hours. Knows exactly when to cue French jazz, high-stakes classical, or a live match commentary that sounds suspiciously like it was voiced by Jude Law.
🍊 Director of Vibe Preservation
The emotional thermostat of Après. Keeps energy high, ego low, and makes tasteful side-eye an official HR tactic. May also be in charge of citrus bowl aesthetics and candlelight calibration.
🎾 Court-Side Confessional Moderator
Sometimes the drama isn’t on the court — it’s beside it. This role listens to rants, relationship updates, and retail confessions whispered during water breaks. A good ear, better sunglasses, and discretion required.
🌿 Chief Scent Memory Engineer
Designs seasonal olfactory experiences across club touchpoints — from locker rooms to outdoor seating. Believes in “signature scents” and “scented emotional imprinting” as legitimate business strategies.