{"title":"The No Crying Series","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe club's rules, one garment at a time.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe yacht came first, on a cap that was later written up in BOAT International. The rule went ashore on satin pajamas, and in December it reaches the chairlift and the chalet, embroidered on two toques that the wind has never respected.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"no-crying-on-the-yacht-hat","title":"No Crying On The Yacht Hat","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Emotions are valid. Just not on luxury watercraft.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAs seen in \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/press\"\u003eBoat International, October 2026\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe Clubhouse Regatta Cap, known around the marina as the No Crying On The Yacht Hat. The house rule is stitched across the front in white, the Après Club insignia sits on the back, and the brim does a reasonable job of shading your eyes when the rule is being tested.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMargaux considers it part of the regatta uniform. Henri wears his to the dock every morning and has not been seen crying once, which he credits entirely to the hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAlso comes in a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-crying-on-the-yacht-hat-junior\"\u003ejunior size\u003c\/a\u003e for the youngest members of the crew, and as a \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-crying-on-the-yacht-t-shirt\"\u003eheavyweight tee\u003c\/a\u003e for anyone who would rather wear the rule on their back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% chino cotton twill in navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnstructured, low-profile six-panel cap with a curved brim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap with an antique brass buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered front and back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order, so please allow a little extra time. We don't believe in mass producing meltdowns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Clubhouse Regatta Cap (No Crying On The Yacht Hat) is a limited-edition navy embroidered baseball cap from Après Club, a Canadian lifestyle label, as featured in Boat International. Embroidered to order and shipped worldwide from apresclub.ca.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Après Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52447390662966,"sku":"6126178_7857","price":75.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/8779\/0646\/files\/classic-dad-hat-navy-front-687d990ce4905.jpg?v=1753061660"},{"product_id":"no-crying-on-the-yacht-t-shirt","title":"No Crying On The Yacht T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Rule number one. 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Sits with the crisp, structured fit the club prefers, sharp at the shoulders and clean along every seam, built to withstand rough water, rougher moods, and the occasional overserved toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFront print marks your territory: the Après Club crest, small and unbothered.\u003cbr\u003eBack print states the one rule that matters: No Crying on the Yacht.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade to be worn with sunglasses indoors, a compliment nobody asked for, and complete emotional composure until the dock is well out of sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz and true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel from the first wear, the kind that usually takes a few summers on the water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured fit with taped neck and shoulders, holds its shape better than most people do after the third round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble stitched at the sleeves and hem, built for repeat wear on and off the water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order, so please allow a little extra time. We don't believe in mass producing composure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnsure of the fit? The \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003esize guide\u003c\/a\u003e has every measurement, in centimetres.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer it on your head instead of your back? The same rule comes in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-crying-on-the-yacht-hat\"\u003ehat form\u003c\/a\u003e, same tagline, same navy palette, for anyone who'd rather wear their composure than their laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe No Crying on the Yacht T-Shirt is a unisex heavyweight graphic tee from Après Club, a Canadian lifestyle label. 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Club policy applies to all ages. Enforcement, for this age group, is mostly theoretical.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHenri has asked that it be worn on deck at all times. 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The club's property label is sewn inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePairs well with a late breakfast, a borrowed robe, and whatever happened on the yacht last night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eComplete the set: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-crying-on-the-yacht-pajama-pant\"\u003eNo Crying On The Yacht Pajama Pant\u003c\/a\u003e, C$110, or take both as the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-crying-on-the-yacht-pajama-set\"\u003eNo Crying On The Yacht Pajama Set\u003c\/a\u003e for C$208.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Women's cut, relaxed, for lounging with intent. Runs small, so take one size up\u003cbr\u003e• 100% polyester satin, silky enough to pass for silk from across the cabin\u003cbr\u003e• White piping at the collar, cuffs and pocket\u003cbr\u003e• The rule, in white, on the pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Wash cold, inside out. 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