{"title":"Club Statement Tshirts","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEverything the club has said, printed on a shirt, so you never have to say it out loud yourself.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"no-comment-t-shirt","title":"No Comment T-shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Two words. Say them with confidence.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFor the ones who know exactly when to stop talking, whether that instinct came from years of media training or just a lifetime of good judgment. This 100% cotton unisex tee is for anyone who has ever been asked a question they had absolutely no intention of answering, and smiled instead. Sits with the crisp, structured fit the club prefers, sharp at the shoulders and clean along every seam, discretion that looks effortless whether or not it actually is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFront print marks your territory: the Après Club crest, small and unbothered.\u003cbr\u003eBack print says what you were already thinking: No Comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade to be worn at the family dinner with a question hanging in the air, the group chat that's asking too many questions, or anywhere else silence works better than an explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, mid-weight and true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured fit with taped neck and shoulders, holds its shape better than most excuses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble stitched at the sleeves and hem, built to outlast the conversation you're avoiding\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite may run slightly off white due to the fabric, which only adds to the vintage-label look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order, so please allow a little extra time. We don't believe in mass producing discretion, some things just come naturally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Après Club Inc.","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":54510769733942,"sku":"2233863_11576","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54510769766710,"sku":"2233863_11577","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54510769799478,"sku":"2233863_11578","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54510769832246,"sku":"2233863_11579","price":60.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/8779\/0646\/files\/unisex-classic-tee-white-back-6a9b4cc0251e6.jpg?v=1788562641"},{"product_id":"no-crying-on-the-yacht-t-shirt","title":"No Crying On The Yacht T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Rule number one. 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Sits with the crisp, structured fit the club prefers, sharp at the shoulders and clean along every seam, built to withstand rough water, rougher moods, and the occasional overserved toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFront print marks your territory: the Après Club crest, small and unbothered.\u003cbr\u003eBack print states the one rule that matters: No Crying on the Yacht.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade to be worn with sunglasses indoors, a compliment nobody asked for, and complete emotional composure until the dock is well out of sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, mid-weight and true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured fit with taped neck and shoulders, holds its shape better than most people do after the third round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble stitched at the sleeves and hem, built for repeat wear on and off the water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNavy holds color well and resists the fading that lighter shades show first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order, so please allow a little extra time. We don't believe in mass producing composure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrefer it on your head instead of your back? 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Sits with the crisp, structured fit the club prefers, sharp at the shoulders and clean along every seam, warm enough in spirit to survive an alpine January even if the cotton itself won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFront print marks your territory: the Après Club crest, small and unbothered.\u003cbr\u003eBack print states the obvious: See You in Gstaad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade to be worn with a fireplace nearby, a plan nobody wrote down, and full confidence that everyone who matters will be there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, mid-weight and true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured fit with taped neck and shoulders, holds its shape better than most New Year's plans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble stitched at the sleeves and hem, built to last more than one season in the mountains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural color may show light dark speckles throughout the fabric, which is expected and part of the finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order, so please allow a little extra time. 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Sits with the crisp, structured fit the club prefers, sharp at the shoulders and clean along every seam, the kind of shirt that suggests a cellar even if the only bottle at home is standing in for a doorstop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFront print marks your territory: the Après Club crest, small and unbothered.\u003cbr\u003eBack print says what you were thinking: Ask My Sommelier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMade to be worn with false confidence, a decent Bordeaux, and absolutely no follow up questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton, mid-weight and true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStructured fit with taped neck and shoulders, holds its shape better than most opinions on natural wine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble stitched at the sleeves and hem for a shirt that outlasts the conversation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite may run slightly off white due to the fabric, which only adds to the vintage-label look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order, so please allow a little extra time. 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